Fragrance Gifts

Prescription Air Fresheners

Overpowering perfume

Aromatherapy for Men

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

Men's Fragrances

"I've forgotten her, but I can't forget the scent of her Himalayan Pink Salt & Water Lily antibacterial hand sanitizer."

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

'It's about this aftershave you sold me called 'Pied Piper'.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'This new perfume is called 'Surrender'.'

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

"After Brexit we've had to rename our Boris Johnson eau de cologne, 'eau de Dover'."

Acme Deodorant.

"Great Perfume!"

"Maybe it's your cologne. Here, try this."

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

"No, if wanted his undivided attention, I'd dress like a mailman"

'Why don't you forget about trying to invent the wheel and invent some deodorant?'

'I want something that will make me smell like George Clooney.'

'Old spice?'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'I like your after-shave. It kills flies.'

'Oh, I guarantee your date will smell this one.'

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'It's my secret to meeting girls. It covers the odor of school bus with the smell of a new car.'

"Nora thinks you're spoiled."

Randy, what cologne do you wear? Sorry, little buddy. That's a state secret. I've signed an oath not to divulge it, because in the wrong hands it could wreak havoc. Would-be dictators could use it to boost their charisma by a factor of 300. What's in it. A mixture of my natural musk, sunshine and desire.

Still don

"I have not been drinking. That's my aftershave you can smell."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that it exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java .net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

Jane Krakowski

"I want something that will make me smell thinner."