Home Fragrance Gifts

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

"It's for people who don't want a dog, but don't want house guests either."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Cat Towels

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Home depot."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Use your imagination.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Home Sweet Home

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.