Home Fragrance Gifts

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

"It's for people who don't want a dog, but don't want house guests either."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dogs shaving

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'