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'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Dogs shaving

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"I love these old decorations!"