Home Scents Gifts

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Cat Towels

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'He does lack social skills.'

Home Sweet Home

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Yoga classes door.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Dogs shaving

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'