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"Is it just me or is there something wrong about an air freshener called, 'Fresh Air'?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Men's fragrances...

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

'Give me something cheap - she's got a heavy cold.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

'Do you have one called Job?'

"I'm due in court today. Do you have anything that smells like community service?""

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."