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"Is it just me or is there something wrong about an air freshener called, 'Fresh Air'?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Men's fragrances...

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

'Have you got something that says, 'I've got a headache?''

"And what few emissions it has are scented with an intoxicating blend of verbena, bergamot and lilac."

'Give me something cheap - she's got a heavy cold.'

"I'm due in court today. Do you have anything that smells like community service?""

'Do you have one called Job?'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."

'And this one is called 'Scent of the Forest'...!'