Personal Fragrance Gifts

"Your husband loves this one."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Some scents are nonsense.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'I'll take it!'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'