Personal Fragrance Pillows

"Your husband loves this one."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'll take it!'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."