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"It's for people who don't want a dog, but don't want house guests either."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Some scents are nonsense.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

Pheromones.

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Jane Krakowski

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'