Fragrance Collection Pillows

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Some scents are nonsense.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

"The antidote is $150."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Jane Krakowski

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."