Perfumes Pillows

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'Mmm. Lovely perfume - is it Kennel no. 5?'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Mmmm, you smell good. Is that store bought or did you just roll in a dead animal?'

'Have you no common scents?!'

'He'll love this one. It has the scent of a baseball glove.'

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

Dog sniffing scent

'And this one is called 'Scent of the Forest'...!'

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

'BIGGO PERFUME CO - Back in a phew minutes.'

Locker room: the scent.

A dog spraying eau de toilet.

Something without the sexual connotation, please.

'It's irresistible to women. . . It smells of money.'

'He was letting the wine breathe. But it got a whiff of his cologne and suddenly died.'

'I need a scent that will make me reek of a semester abroad in Paris without saying a word,'

'Do you have anything that smells like 'prime time'?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

"It's $85 an ounce, $95 for unscented."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'I'm looking for a perfume that will excite my husband. Do you have anything that smells like lager?'

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Wait, are you wearing my Hermes 24 Faubourg."

"Yes, this perfume does make you smell scrumptious, but. . ."

"I changed my perfume from Sassy Salmon to Tempting Tuna."

"When they say it would send him wild I thought they meant with DESIRE!"

"What is that lovely fragrance you're wearing, Penelope?"

"Everytime we go over there, Aunt Irene hugs me and I smell like a girl for an hour!"