Perfume Specialist Pillows

'I need a new scent.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

Jane Krakowski

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

Excess

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"What pheromone are you using?"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''