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"After Brexit we've had to rename our Boris Johnson eau de cologne, 'eau de Dover'."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Men's fragrances...

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Pheromones.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Excess

Miranda Kerr

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

Romee Strijd caricature

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."