Fragrance Industry Professional Gifts

"After Brexit we've had to rename our Boris Johnson eau de cologne, 'eau de Dover'."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

Pheromones.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Excess

Martina Klein

Bar Refaeli

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

Miranda Kerr

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

SAGE (unknown model)

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

Sara Sampaio

'Do you have anything that reeks of power?'

Romee Strijd caricature