Perfume Expert Gifts

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Jane Krakowski

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."