Perfume Expert T-Shirts

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Jane Krakowski

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."