Perfume Perfectionist T-Shirts

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Needs salt!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'Quick, press control Z!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Jane Krakowski

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'..and one for the pot.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Sleeping on the Job

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'