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"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Jane Krakowski

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"