Perfumist Prints

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Jane Krakowski

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."