Perfumery T-Shirts

"This should get his attention. It's called, 'Squirrel.'"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I dread to think what would happen if it fell into the hands of an unscrupulous person."

'Here's one that will drive your husband nuts! Ninety eight bucks a bottle.'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'And old hags shouldn't be working in the beauty department.'

At the animal perfume fair.

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"I've invented a cologne that makes cow smell like humans, so mosquitoes are attracted to cows."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume