Perfume Potionist T-Shirts

"The antidote is $150."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Toadstools

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Needs salt!'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."