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"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

Bad science drives out good.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Needs salt!'

'..and one for the pot.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

MasterWitch

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Soup of the Day: Eye of Newt.

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

Witch making fairy cakes using fairy

Hello Spell

"It's the hair of Debbie Wasserman Schultz that gives it the special sulfuric aroma."

"More nicotine."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"The antidote is $150."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'How could it have been rough for you back in Pharmacy school, Dad? You only had penicillin and aspirin.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'