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"Are your hands clean?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Needs salt!'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Newt sale

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Bottle Distillery

Witch's Brew.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'