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'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

'This is my throwback potion. Bat wing, eye of newt, hair of dog and real sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.'

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"You're right, it does taste of plastic."

"I said eye of newt. Not brains!"

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'Our love potions sales jumped when we included a 'significant other' potion.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever, stirs the brew for an house, takes a smoke break, goes on her phone, we stir the brew, do some chanting, the sun comes up, whatever, we're still stirring, Marissa's on her phone again, and I'm, like, 'Seriously, Marissa?'"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

Magic Mushrooms

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"I said slime."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."