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'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Newt sale

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"You know, the yoozh. A little toil, a little trouble."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'