Potion Mixer T-Shirts

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Toadstools

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Witch's Brew.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Witch reading book titled 'How to turn someone into a voter."