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"Do you know how unsanitary double-dipping is?"

"I said slime."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Love Potion

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Magic Mushrooms

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."