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"I said slime."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Love Potion

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"The recipe says if you're out of eye of newt you can substitute it with two bat gizzards."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

Magic Mushrooms

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."

"Are your hands clean?"