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"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Love Potion

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"And now from downtown!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

Magic Mushrooms

"Of course it tastes funny. . . there's hair of clown in it!"

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'