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"I miss the 'boil and bubble', but it saves a lot of time."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Love Potion

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"And now from downtown!"

'Love is a Drug'.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Of course it tastes funny. . . there's hair of clown in it!"

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

Spell Check

Lobster potion.

The slow cooker changed everything

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

''Eye of Newt' is now available in generic...'

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Love Potion

"... No, I don't want you to add, eye of newt and blood of bat... This is our porridge!"