Nostalgic Potion Maker Pillows

"I miss the 'boil and bubble', but it saves a lot of time."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Love Potion

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"And now from downtown!"

'Love is a Drug'.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"Of course it tastes funny. . . there's hair of clown in it!"

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

Spell Check

The slow cooker changed everything

Lobster potion.

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

''Eye of Newt' is now available in generic...'

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Love Potion

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."