Potion Maker Pillows

'One eye of newt or two?'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"God, this home brew is strong!"

Spell Check

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

'I think you've overdone it with the eye of newt.'

''Eye of Newt' is now available in generic...'

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

"I don't need the whole newt! Just the eye!"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Of course it tastes funny. . . there's hair of clown in it!"

"Of course it tastes funny. How many times do I have to tell you, when it comes to toad's bladder, NEVER use domestic!"

Love Potion Sale

"You girls go on without me, I'll be cursing-from-home tonight."

Toadstools

'Needs salt!'

"I said slime."

Newt sale

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Witch's Brew.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'Needs more kale.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'