Organic Potion Makers T-Shirts

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"And now from downtown!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

Natural Medicines

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'