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'One eye of newt or two?'

"I said slime."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Needs more kale.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

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"And now from downtown!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

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