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"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Toadstools

"I said slime."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Needs more kale.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Love Potion

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"And now from downtown!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Magic Mushrooms

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"I'm hexting."