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"And, just to be on the safe side, tongue of attorney."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Toadstools

"I said slime."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Needs more kale.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Love Potion

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

"And now from downtown!"

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Magic Mushrooms

"I'm hexting."

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"Does this poison smell weird to you?"

"Eye of toad, ear of bat and that horrible lumpy bit in the middle of a Pot Noodle."