Magic Mixer T-Shirts

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"An everything Martini, please."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Books and Phones

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"What the hell was in that?!"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

Shake well before using.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

House trained cat

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

My Dog Scratch

Witching Hour

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."