Modern Magic Mixer T-Shirts

"...somehow it's just not the same with a microwave"

"An everything Martini, please."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Old songs made new

'..and one for the pot.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Beethoven's 10th

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Witching Hour

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Ice pack for the heart.

Lincoln Lane

Social Networking .

3 kings and santa with gifts

Cement mixer with mixer settings

Happy Halloween

"I never remix business with pleasure!"

'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'

'I don't think much of these recipes!'