Ancient-modern Mixer T-Shirts

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Is that neat whisky?"

Old songs made new

'..and one for the pot.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Cowpunk

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Beethoven's 10th

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

House trained cat

Witching Hour

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

My Dog Scratch

Vampire Cocktail.

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Mix Breed

DJ.

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

Lincoln Lane

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."