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Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Old songs made new

"Is that neat whisky?"

'..and one for the pot.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Beethoven's 10th

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

House trained cat

Witching Hour

My Dog Scratch

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Vampire Cocktail.

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

DJ.

Mix Breed

Lincoln Lane

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'