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"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Artist on the Beach

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Artistic license.

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"I'm ahead of my time."

Old songs made new

"Is that neat whisky?"

'..and one for the pot.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'I think it's time we left...'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'