Pattern Mixer T-Shirts

'In that outfit, I can't tell if you're stepping out or coming out!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Fashionista

The Art Student.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Artist on the Beach

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Pea green

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'..and one for the pot.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

Artistic license.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Tiger

Quilt fanatic

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Cowpunk

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'