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Hey, those are not menus!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Party time.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

National Coffee Day

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"....and hold the garlic."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Physical or Social Science?'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

What's the insect de jour?

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

A menu with risks and benefits

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'