Pattern Mixer Gifts

'In that outfit, I can't tell if you're stepping out or coming out!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Fashionista

The Art Student.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Interdisciplinary studies.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Artist on the Beach

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Pea green

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Tiger

Artistic license.

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Quilt fanatic

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Wallpaper Bouguet

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Cowpunk

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'