Case Mixers Gifts

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Wedding Chefs

Artist on the Beach

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

Artistic license.

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Books and Phones

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

'I think it's time we left...'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Introducing Ed, The Nephew of God.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Shake well before using.

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.