Color Mixer Gifts

Oh, confound it, I was in landscape mode.

Artistic license.

'Portrait that uses canvas stand.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Artist on the Beach

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Where are they now? Jean Chretien.

"I'm ahead of my time."

How Colours Work

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Interdisciplinary studies.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'..and one for the pot.'

Books and Phones

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."