Color Mixologist Gifts

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Baloneystini

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Artist on the Beach

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"A bloody Martian, please."

'The first cocktail.'