Color Mixologist Pillows

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'Steak Ted?'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

Espresso Martini Peacock

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

You're the olive in my martini

Baloneystini

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Artist on the Beach

'..and if you must yawn tonight keep your mouth shut.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'The first cocktail.'

"A bloody Martian, please."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."