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Artistic license.

'Portrait that uses canvas stand.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Artist on the Beach

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Where are they now? Jean Chretien.

"I'm ahead of my time."

How Colours Work

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Books and Phones

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'I think it's time we left...'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'