Color Matcher T-Shirts

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Ok, Ok, let's go and check: I have my pantone colour chart. We can work out if the grass really is greener on the other side. . ."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

Artist on the Beach

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

Fashion Nursery School

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Men will never understand.'

Artistic license.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I'm ahead of my time."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Colours

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Wearing all black

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Henri Matisse

Crayo-Blah

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'