Color Matcher Pillows

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Ok, Ok, let's go and check: I have my pantone colour chart. We can work out if the grass really is greener on the other side. . ."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Artist on the Beach

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I'm ahead of my time."

Colours

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Fashion Nursery School

I'm color blind, please help.

Artistic license.

'Men will never understand.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Henri Matisse

Wearing all black

Crayo-Blah

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."