Color Comparer Pillows

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Trash-talkin' artists

'To much orange.'

Painter's Duel.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

Wearing all black

Crayo-Blah

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

Furniture. I don't care what style. I just want a couch that matches her fur.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

Artist Painting Modern Art.

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

'Everybody's a critic'

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

'You're definitely a winter.'

"Ok, Ok, let's go and check: I have my pantone colour chart. We can work out if the grass really is greener on the other side. . ."

Man paints a room using the colour 'battleship grey'.

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

'This outfit...does it only come in this color?'