Photo Comparer Pillows

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Office pics on dinner table.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Farmer using a photo editing program

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

Royal Pic Photoshop

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

'Oh well, there's always Photoshop!'

"How come you're always checking the mirrors at home, but never once in the car?!"

'Someday your prints will come.'

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

"No offense, but you look better in Photoshop."

"No, don't worry about it, it definitely looks better on you."

"Thanks for your photo - I digitally enhanced it and got rid of your spots and blackheads."