Animal Comparer Pillows

'It's so cute when he he sits like that.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Agility God

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"I've got a pulse!"

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Elephant Tracks.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

Village Pet Shop.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Shooting in Ireland

Nuke mouse.

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'Best tracker I ever had.'

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

'What's my super power compared to you ...everything.'

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'