Animal Comparer Prints

'It's so cute when he he sits like that.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Agility God

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"I've got a pulse!"

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

Elephant Tracks.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

Village Pet Shop.

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"I'm from PETA. I have a report you are beating a dead horse."

'And you need some reading material,eh?'

Nuke mouse.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

'Best tracker I ever had.'

Shooting in Ireland

Dog had dog show award for best working dog on his wall.

'What's my super power compared to you ...everything.'

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

It is not enough that I receive a treat. The dog must also be deprived of one.

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

'And after they figure out human rights, they'll start on ours.'