Animal Performance Admirer Prints

'The mafia bet big money he'd miss. Sit up or you're dead.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

'Bert's dog training.'

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

TSA Noah

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Cow Blue Arrows

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"He's gone goth"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Spring Training

Bears

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Social Distancing Club