Animal Performance Admirer Mugs

'The mafia bet big money he'd miss. Sit up or you're dead.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Skipping Horse

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

'Bert's dog training.'

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Spring Training

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Bravo!"

"He's gone goth"

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park